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Total Medals Earned: 38 (From 9 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 915 Points

D-Day Defender

First Blood Unlocked 6/23/09
10 Points
Kill your first enemy.
Game Over Unlocked 6/23/09
10 Points
Let history take its course.
Having a Blast Unlocked 6/23/09
10 Points
Launch your first mortar strike.
Movie Fan Unlocked 6/23/09
10 Points
Don't skip any of the in-game cutscenes.
Cannon Fodder Unlocked 6/23/09
25 Points
Kill 100 footsoldiers.
Collateral Unlocked 6/23/09
25 Points
Take out least 5 enemies with one explosion.
FLAK Expert Unlocked 6/23/09
25 Points
Shoot down 6 enemy airplanes.
Panzerschreck Unlocked 6/23/09
25 Points
Destroy 6 tanks.
Getting the Hang of it Unlocked 6/23/09
50 Points
Stay alive for 50 hours.
Hang in There Unlocked 6/23/09
50 Points
Regain your health after nearly dying.
Massacre Unlocked 6/23/09
50 Points
Destroy 500 enemies.
Master Tactician Unlocked 6/23/09
100 Points
Chain 4 explosions.
Pacifist 10 Points Die without killing a single enemy.
Get Out More 100 Points Survive for 250 hours.

Medals Earned: 12/14 (390/500 points)

Drop the Bomb (Medals)

Flawless Failure Unlocked 6/20/09
5 Points
Get three straight questions wrong.
BomBomBomBomWooooo 5 Points Get three strikes with $4,900.
Bomb Squad 10 Points Survive 10 bomb rounds.
Don't Be A Wimp 10 Points Finish the Bonus Round with two bombs.
Octochamp 10 Points Get eight questions in a row correct.
Trump Card 10 Points Finish game with more than $20,000.
Extra Innings 25 Points Enter the Bonus Round with ten or more spins.
Flawless Victory 25 Points Win the game without any strikes
Marathon Grill 25 Points Answer 25 questions in a row correct.
One-Hit Kill 25 Points Answer five $1,000 questions in a row.
Bonus Buster 50 Points Take ten Bonus Spins without hitting a bomb.
Fallout Shelter 50 Points Survive a five-question bomb.
The Matt Ottinger Honorary Medal 100 Points No incorrect answer and no bombs in Bonus Round.

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/350 points)

Epic Battle Fantasy

Beholder Unlocked 7/1/09
10 Points
Slay the tentacle beast.
Chaos Unlocked 7/1/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fail Unlocked 7/1/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
King Slime Unlocked 7/1/09
10 Points
Slay the giant slime.
Defender 10 Points Slay the sentinel.
Mecha 10 Points Slay the giant robot.
Regice 10 Points Slay the Pokemanz.
Goku 50 Points Slay your undead god.
Warrior 50 Points Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Hero 100 Points Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Knight 100 Points Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Art Guy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Credits Guy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Owned Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Punching Bag Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Terrorist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I Like Swords Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pervert Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/18 (40/460 points)

Epic Battle Fantasy 4

Burn Baby Burn Unlocked 12/25/14
5 Points
Set a foe on fire, and watch them burn.
First Blood Unlocked 12/25/14
5 Points
Defeat your first foe, and become a hardened killer.
Deforestation Problem Unlocked 12/25/14
25 Points
Enter Ashwood Forest for the first time.
300 Damage 5 Points Deal 300 damage with a single hit.
3K Damage 5 Points Deal 3,000 damage with a single hit
Art Appreciator 5 Points Check out some of the art galleries.
Chicken Molester 5 Points Seriously stress out a chicken. Just don't stab it.
First Casualty 5 Points Watch a player die, as you do nothing to help.
Kamikaze 5 Points Kill yourself with a spell or summon.
Keys Unlock Stuff 5 Points Use a key to access new treasures, but you should have figured that out on your own.
Lava Burns 5 Points Walk on lava and get hurt, because that's not smart.
Limits Were Broken 5 Points Use an awesome limit break for the first time.
Lunchtime 5 Points Take a break and have something to eat outside of battle.
Marathon Runner 5 Points Take 10,000 steps. Fun.
Mega Resistance 5 Points Absorb some elemental damage.
Millionaire 5 Points Save up 1,000,000 chocolate coins.
New Skill Found 5 Points Find a new special skill. You can find them in chests or get them from quests.
New Skill Learnt 5 Points Learn the first of many new skills.
Overkill 5 Points Completely obliterate a feeble enemy. The cute ones deserve it.
Overpriced Snacks 5 Points Destroy the economy by buying rare food.
Panty Thief 5 Points Steal some underwear. Perverts pay good money for stuff like this.
Permanent Stat Boost 5 Points Eat a stat-boosting snack and boost your stats permanently. Protip: Don't give them all to one character.
Pervert 5 Points Please don't leave 100,000 comments about this again. Seriously, you freaks.
Power On 5 Points Power up a set of factory doors, and open the next area.
Slime Cat 5 Points Find a Slime Cat and discover the Warp Zone.
Slimy Situation 5 Points Get turned into a slime. Some people have a fetish for that sort of thing.
Start the Game Already 5 Points Smash 100 Idols on the loading screen, because clicking randomly makes the game load faster.
Step Over the Dead 5 Points Clear away a player's rotting corpse.
Taste Pain 5 Points Drink a whole bottle of Chilli Sauce, and eat the actual bottle too.
Unknown Power Level 5 Points Find an unscannable secret foe.
Used Cut 5 Points Cut down a dangerous path-blocking bush. Don't worry, they don't have feelings.
Used Flash 5 Points Light a torch with your candle. Fire magic doesn't work for some reason.
Used Rock Smash 5 Points Smash a nice boulder. You could even find some diamond inside.
Used Strength 5 Points Push an unwanted block out of the way. It will not be missed.
Used... Ladder? 5 Points Bridge a gap, with the power of ladders.
Water Conducts 5 Points Shock a wet foe with a thunder attack (or ice, if you prefer).
Winter is Coming 5 Points Freeze a foe, and then hit them again for massive damage.
300K Damage 10 Points Deal 300,000 damage with a single hit.
30K Damage 10 Points Deal 30,000 damage with a single hit.
Best Customer 10 Points Completely buy-out an equipment shop.
Death Penalty 10 Points Kill a foe with an instant-death attack.
Extinction Event 10 Points Defeat 1,000 foes in total, and become a serious threat to the ecosystem.
Extra Lives 10 Points Survive death: Be killed, but do not die.
Invaders from Space 10 Points Summon the most powerful creature to obliterate your enemies.
Level 10 10 Points Reach level 10. That's a good start, but there's still a long way to go.
Level 20 10 Points Reach level 20. Getting well into the game now.
Level 30 10 Points Reach level 30. Should be strong enough to take on the final boss. Almost.
Level 40 10 Points Reach level 40. Well, if you don't have anything better to do, you might as well go even further.
Monster Hunter 10 Points Defeat 100 foes in total, and develop a taste for their flesh.
NPC Helper 10 Points Complete 10 quests for NPCs. They can't do anything by themselves.
NPC Servant 10 Points Complete 20 quests for NPCs. Saving the world can wait.
NPC Slave 10 Points Complete 30 quests for NPCs. They own you now.
Power of Courage 10 Points Survive a powerful attack with 1HP.
Zoology Student 10 Points Scan a foe and begin filling in the bestiary.
Ancient Civilization 25 Points Enter the Temple of Godcat for the first time.
Blacksmith 25 Points Fully upgrade any item of equipment.
Digging Too Deep 25 Points Enter the Crystal Caverns for the first time.
Electrical Engineer 25 Points Defeat Praetorian on Epic difficulty.
Extreme Gardener 25 Points Defeat Rafflesia on Epic difficulty.
I See Dead People 25 Points Enter Graybone Graveyard for the first time.
Keen Eye 25 Points Discover 30 secrets. There's actually way more than that though.
Leet Hacker 25 Points Defeat the glitch on any difficulty.
Lost Ruins 25 Points Find the hidden ruins in the jungle.
Lumberjack 25 Points Defeat Mighty Oak on Epic difficulty.
Plants Eat You 25 Points Enter Lankyroot Jungle for the first time.
Realm of Robots 25 Points Enter the Waste Disposal Plant for the first time.
Rock Miner 25 Points Defeat Crystal Golem on Epic difficulty.
Slime Cat King 25 Points Find all the Slime Cats, and rule the world map.
The Gang's All Here 25 Points Find all of your missing party members.
3M Damage 50 Points Deal 3,000,000 damage with a single hit. That's a lot!
Beastmaster 50 Points Unlock all summon creatures.
Equipment Collector 50 Points Collect 145 pieces of equipment.
Treasure Hunter 50 Points Collect 280 treasure chests. There's more, but getting all of them could be frustrating.
Zoology Expert 50 Points Scan all foes and complete the bestiary.
Cat Person 100 Points Defeat Godcat on Epic difficulty.
The World is Saved 100 Points Beat the game and save the world.

Medals Earned: 3/76 (35/1,200 points)

Gretel and Hansel

Baby Steps Unlocked 11/24/09
5 Points
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast Unlocked 11/24/09
5 Points
Obtain the slingshot
Bitch Slap Unlocked 11/24/09
10 Points
Shoot mom in the face
Honey Horror Unlocked 11/24/09
10 Points
Get Bee Death
Sucked Dry Unlocked 11/24/09
10 Points
Get Spider Death
Time is Running Out Unlocked 11/24/09
10 Points
Get the clock
Electra Complex Unlocked 11/24/09
25 Points
Get Dad Carriage Death
Gretel Unit Unlocked 11/24/09
25 Points
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Kain Unlocked 11/24/09
25 Points
Kill Hansel
Pest Removal Unlocked 11/24/09
25 Points
Trap the squirrel
Get Stoned Unlocked 11/24/09
50 Points
Get all 10 stones
Here is Mommy! 25 Points Get Axe Death
Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points Get Rabbit Death
Pecking Order 25 Points Get Crow Death
The Flamer 25 Points Get Fire Death
Clockspert 50 Points Solve clock puzzle
Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points Drop all ten stones
Grimm Master 100 Points Get all 10 deaths

Medals Earned: 11/18 (200/500 points)

It's a Nice Day Today

Failure to Communicate Unlocked 5/27/09
5 Points
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

Journeys of Reemus: Ch 3

PATH OF AGGRESSION Unlocked 12/20/09
50 Points
Muscle your way to the end with Reemus.
PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCE 50 Points Follow Liam's logic to a watery escape.
THE PASSION OF THE EXTERMINATOR 50 Points Help Reemus relieve some roach tension.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/150 points)

Larry And The Gnomes

Warm Up Unlocked 6/30/10
5 Points
Complete the Tutorial Level
AAAARRG!! 5 Points Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Destruction 5 Points Kill over 50 Gnomes
Meet the Mage Master 5 Points Fight the Boss in ACT I
Accidental Archeologist 10 Points Discover ancient Skull Statues
ACT I 10 Points Complete Act I
Power Kill 10 Points Kill a Gnome in one hit
ACT II 25 Points Complete Act II
Bash the Boar 25 Points Fight the Boss in ACT II
Blood Lust 25 Points Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Decapitation Retaliation 25 Points Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
Mass Destruction 25 Points Kill over 100 Gnomes
ACT III 50 Points Complete Act III
Fight the Freak 50 Points Fight the Boss in ACT III
Mitten Hand Ninja 50 Points Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
ACT IV 100 Points Complete the Game!
Battle of the Gnome King 100 Points Fight the Gnome King!
Convenience Mining 100 Points Collect 15 Precious Gems
Sword Connoisseur 100 Points Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords
Kingdom Key Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Kratos Blade Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Master Sword Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sting Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sword of Ancients Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Buster Sword Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Frostmourne Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lightsaber Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/27 (5/1,000 points)

LARRY: Doug-Out

Maxed Weapons Unlocked 3/22/10
10 Points
Max upgrades in weapons.
Bloody Doug Unlocked 3/22/10
25 Points
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Endurance Master Unlocked 3/22/10
50 Points
Last up to day 15.
Massive Score Unlocked 3/22/10
100 Points
Reach a score of 1 million
Best Quality In Town 10 Points Max upgrades in ale quality.
Perfect Run 25 Points Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Maxed Money 50 Points Earn over $2000 in one day.

Medals Earned: 4/7 (185/270 points)